Fun Times

Ah the wonderful world of D&D. I mean in what other place can you get your ear, arm, and leg cut off and still be ready to fight? I love D&D and more impotently I love killing my friends animals. One guy I play with (his name will not be mentioned) used to have a pig named Bacon, He lasted all of five games heh, heh ironically he actually got turned into bacon by his owner. Actually the guy got tired of going three miles a day on a farm fattened hog, (He was a halfling so he rode the pig, if you don't know what a halfling is why are you here?) another time the same guy climbed a tree just as a lightning storm was brewing and then, in an attempt to get away from the storm, jumped out of said tree at a height of fifty feet in full plate armor. He got such good scores that not only did he land on his feet but he also did a triple somersault and landed on his feet. Fun times.